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Taste Lollipop
Tastes
awful just like dead fish!
Mmmmm,
give your friend a delicious sucker to make
his day.
Watch
as his look of ecstasy turns to that of disgust
as the distinctly fishy flavour attacks he
taste buds and changes the rosy glow of delight
to a sickly shade of green.
With
this joke are certainly guaranteed not to
win any popularity contests among your victims.
Just
one problem, after the few seconds of joy
your victim is going the throw the offending
lollipop away and you can hardly pass it around
for others to enjoy and you aren’t going
to want to finish it.
Seems
a lot of money for a couple of seconds of
joy.
Of
course there is always one smart-Alec who
claims to ‘like the taste’ I guess
so you can watch them squirm as they eat the
lot just to prove their machismo.
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 Fart
Lollipop
Tastes great, but licking it causes cosmic
farting!
Mmmmm,
give your friend a delicious sucker to make
his day BUT stand well back because he will
soon be farting like a cart horse.
With
this joke are certainly guaranteed not to
win any popularity contests among your victims.
Can
a joke candy really have such an effect on
the human digestive system? Well only one
way to find out - try them for yourself.
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 Fire
Hot Lollipop
Tastes like cherry, but cause a HOT mouth!
Mmmmm,
give your friend a delicious sucker to make
his day.
Watch
as his look of ecstasy turns to that of desperation
as his mouth and tongue feel like they are
on fire.
With
this joke are certainly guaranteed not to
win any popularity contests among your victims.
Just
one problem - just like the fish flavoured
lolly, after the few seconds of joy your victim
is going the throw the offending lollipop
away and you can hardly pass it around for
others to enjoy and you aren’t going
to want to finish it.
Seems
a lot of money for a couple of seconds of
joy.
Of
course, just like the fish flavoured lolly,
there is always one smart-Alec who claims
to ‘like the taste’ I guess so
you can watch them squirm as they eat the
lot just to prove their machismo.
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 Blue
Mouth Candies
Turns victims mouth a dark shade of blue!
Ah!
The old practical joke stand-by...
...let's
turn something blue that isn't naturally that
colour.
I'm
not sure WHY blue seems to the the eternal
'colour de jeur' for parksters but its always
good when it works.
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 Foaming
Sugar Prank
When your victim adds this sugar to coffee,
it foams up like a volcano!
I’m
sure you could think of a hundred funny scenarios
or more for this prank sugar.
Always
raises a chorus of raucous laughter but occasionally
raises a smack in the mouth from the caffeine
craving victim so use this prank with care.
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 Fake
Cola Trick
Mix this with water, it looks just like Coke
or Pepsi, but tastes like Crap!
Get
your friends to take the 'taste challenge'
but this time we guarantee 100% they will
tell the difference.
May
not work on Rola Cola drinkers because that
tastes liek crap anyway.
Of
course, just like the fish flavoured lolly,
there is always one smart-Alec who claims
to ‘like the taste’ I guess so
you can watch them squirm as they drink the
lot just to prove their machismo.
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 Exploding
Candy Joke
Scare the sweet tooth out of anyone with this
candy candy.
POPS
when they unwrap the wrapper.
I'm
not a big fan of exploding jokes, or anything
that makes you jump or hurts you (only when
I am the victim of course) but I am a self-confessed
wuss!
I'm
sure many people will love ths joke.
Can
this joke be played over and over? If not
it seems very expensive.
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 Bang
Gum
Scares
the victim when they remove a stick of gum
with an exploding cap.
Quite
a good idea this one, it will raise a smile
while not really hurting anyone. Unlike the
version I remember as a child which was like
a mini mouse trap and used to snap your thumb
or fingers - I hated that 'joke!'
The
number if fights that mouse trap gum got me
into as a kid is amazing, I just couldn't
see the funny side, unless someone else was
the victim of course.
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 Bloody
Mouth Candy
Looks and tastes like real candy, but fills
the victims mouth with that appears like blood.
Oh
the hours of fun and pleasure you can have
convincing your friends they are haemorrhaging
internally and are sure to die very soon.
Not
the most politically correct practical joke
around today but still funny when done right.
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 Black
Mouth Candy
After enjoying these treats, the victims mouth
is black for days.
While
I can see the funny side of this little jape,
the statement that the victim’s mouth
stays black for days!!!
Oh
yes, one moment of fun for your kids but that
important meeting the next day is suddenly
more of a nightmare than you could ever have
imagined.
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 Snappy
Gum
Spring loaded, when a stick of gum is removed
the victim gets their finger stuck.
Hardy-bloody
-har-har! “the victim gets their finger
stuck…” Erm, no, the damn thing
breaks your finger or at best blackens your
fingernail and makes you swear while leaping
through the ceiling!!!
The spring system in this
thing was not designed for lightly trapping
tender chidlren's digits but for trapping
rabid Grizzlies in Alaska.
The inventor of this little
s.o.b. deserves lynching. This little instrument
of torture was the bane of my childhood. I
do hope the springs have been adjusted to
be a little more forgiving over time.
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 Salty
Candy
Looks great but tastes like pure salt, disgusting!
Not
to be confused with delicious Salt
Water Taffy, this awful tasting salty
candy will knock your victim sick and cause
laughter from anyone watching.
Its always funny to watch
people’s facing changes as the taste
goes from sweet to intense saltiness. You
can almost sense the anticipation on the air
when the victim starts to chew.
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 Mustard
Candy
Yuck! Looks sweet, but tastes like mustard!
More
variations on a theme here. If it tastes disgusting
you can get it wrapped up in a candy shell
to fool your luckless victim. Just pick your
flavour.
As
with all these kinds of jokes there is always
one smart-Alec who claims to ‘like the
taste’ I guess so you can watch them
squirm as they drink the lot just to prove
their machismo.
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 Fish
Candy
Disgusting candy that looks real but tastes
like fish.
More
variations on a theme here. If it tastes disgusting
you can get it wrapped up in a candy shell
to fool your luckless victim. Just pick your
flavour.
As
with all these kinds of jokes there is always
one smart-Alec who claims to ‘like the
taste’ I guess so you can watch them
squirm as they drink the lot just to prove
their machismo.
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 Soap
Candy
Tastes awful, and makes your mouth fill with
suds.
At
least this one is a little dierent, disgusting
sopay taste AND a mouth full of suds, the
victim will really like this one!
More
variations on a theme here. If it tastes disgusting
you can get it wrapped up in a candy shell
to fool your luckless victim. Just pick your
flavour.
As
with all these kinds of jokes there is always
one smart-Alec who claims to ‘like the
taste’ I guess so you can watch them
squirm as they drink the lot just to prove
their machismo.
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 Garlic
Candy
Leaves you with breath you would not forget!
The
after-effects could be quite amusing with
this little product.
More
variations on a theme here. If it tastes disgusting
you can get it wrapped up in a candy shell
to fool your luckless victim. Just pick your
flavour.
As
with all these kinds of jokes there is always
one smart-Alec who claims to ‘like the
taste’ I guess so you can watch them
squirm as they drink the lot just to prove
their machismo.
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 Smelly
Feet Candy
Looks like normal candy, but tastes like smelly
feet.
Tastes
like Smelly Feet??? Who creates these
flavours and why is this candy more expensive
than the Garlic Flavour candy? Is smelly feet
flavouring more expensive than garlic flavouring?
More
variations on a theme here. If it tastes disgusting
you can get it wrapped up in a candy shell
to fool your luckless victim. Just pick your
flavour.
As
with all these kinds of jokes there is always
one smart-Alec who claims to ‘like the
taste’ I guess so you can watch them
squirm as they drink the lot just to prove
their machismo.
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 Hot
Candy Gag
They look sweet but they are HOT like fire!
More
variations on a theme here. If it tastes disgusting
you can get it wrapped up in a candy shell
to fool your luckless victim. Just pick your
flavour.
As
with all these kinds of jokes there is always
one smart-Alec who claims to ‘like the
taste’ I guess so you can watch them
squirm as they drink the lot just to prove
their machismo.
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 Blue
Mouth Gum
Tastes great, but turns your mouth bright
blue, that even brushing will not remove.
"...turns
your mouth bright blue, that even brushing
will not remove..."
Oh
come on, even brushing your teeth won't remove
it! Either this is a false boast or practical
jokes have gone a little too far and we now
tattoo a person's mouth blue all in the name
of comedy!
I've
just realised I have become one of those boring
old farts who hates practical jokes - Bah!
Humbug!
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 Jumping
Candy
When you unwrap these candies, they jump and
startle the victim.
Hmmmmmm,
sounds okay on paper but can you really see
this one causing anyone to roll about on the
floor in fits of uncontrollable hysterics?
I
think it may cause the occasional raised eyebrow
and whimsical smile but then again that could
just be wind left behind by the fart inducing
lollipop you consumed earlier.
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 Squirt
Gum
When someone takes a stick of gum they get
sprayed with water.
Along
with the water squirting flower, water squirting
ring, and the water squirting camera I find
these jokes as amusing as being slapped in
the face with a wet haddock. Now if they are
filed with bleach!!! JUST KIDDING.
There
must still be a market somewhere for these
products in the 21st century because they
keep churning them out despite my pleas for
them to stop.
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 Fake
Jaffa Cake
Jaffa Cakes hold such a high position on the
biscuit plate that no one will be able to
resist grabbing the last one.
And
when they do - you've got 'em!
Life sized rubber fake biscuit.
I
really like the idea and look of this one,
the biscuit looks so good and I can see it
really working and causing confusion.
A
well produced quality product by the look
of it.
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 Fake
Jammy Dodger
This distinctive biscuit even has a blob of
'jam' at it's centre.
If
this is your victim's favourite baked good
then they're as good as fooled.
All
fake biscuits (excpet maybe the Jaffa Cake)
look even more convincing with a tiny sprinkle
of sugar as if they have just come from the
packet.
I
really like the idea and look of this one,
the biscuit looks so good and I can see it
really working and causing confusion.
A
well produced quality product by the look
of it.
Life
sized rubber fake biscuit.
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 Fake
Bourbon Cream
Bourbon - they look like chcocolate but the
tatse doesn't quite match the look.
Perhaps
you'll enjoy this rubber version more than
the actual biscuit.
All
fake biscuits look even more convincing with
a tiny sprinkle of sugar as if they have just
come from the packet.
Life sized rubber fake biscuit.
I
really like the idea and look of this one,
the biscuit looks so good and I can see it
really working and causing confusion.
A
well produced quality product by the look
of it.
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 Fake
Custard Cream
The humble custard cream never entertained
so much as when it took this fake rubber form.
All
fake biscuits look even more convincing with
a tiny sprinkle of sugar as if they have just
come from the packet.
Life sized rubber fake biscuit.
I
really like the idea and look of this one,
the biscuit looks so good and I can see it
really working and causing confusion.
A
well produced quality product by the look
of it.
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 Fake
Chocolate Cream
Delicious chocolate variation on the custard
cream.
All
fake biscuits look even more convincing with
a tiny sprinkle of sugar as if they have just
come from the packet.
Life sized rubber fake biscuit.
I
really like the idea and look of this one,
the biscuit looks so good and I can see it
really working and causing confusion.
A
well produced quality product by the look
of it.
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 Fake
Ginger Nut
People usually like to dunk their Ginger Nuts
but this little beauty will never go soggy
in your tea.
All
fake biscuits look even more convincing with
a tiny sprinkle of sugar as if they have just
come from the packet.
Life
sized rubber fake biscuit.
I
really like the idea and look of this one,
the biscuit looks so good and I can see it
really working and causing confusion.
A
well produced quality product by the look
of it.
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 Fake
Nice Biscuit
I'm not keen on Nice Biscuits.
But this is not a Nice biscuit. It's a very
naughty biscuit indeed.
All
fake biscuits look even more convincing with
a tiny sprinkle of sugar as if they have just
come from the packet.
Life sized rubber fake biscuit.
I
really like the idea and look of this one,
the biscuit looks so good and I can see it
really working and causing confusion.
A
well produced quality product by the look
of it.
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 Fake
Chocolate Chip Cookie
These American style biscuits are known to
people in the USA as cookies.
All
fake biscuits look even more convincing with
a tiny sprinkle of sugar as if they have just
come from the packet.
Life sized rubber fake biscuit.
I
really like the idea and look of this one,
the biscuit looks so good and I can see it
really working and causing confusion.
A
well produced quality product by the look
of it.
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 Laughter
Eight Mint
A wafer thin fake of a well known wafer thin
mint chocolate. Funny any time of the day.
Just slip into an empty packet
Realistic
square fake chocolate made of rubber. Ages
3+
I
really like the idea and look of this one,
the biscuit looks so good and I can see it
really working and causing confusion.
A
well produced quality product by the look
of it.
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 Snakes
in a Tin of Nuts
A tin with a plastic lid which rattles enticingly.
When you take off the lid three half meter
long snakes fly out.
Nut
style tin with 3 springy snakes. Tin rattles
as if a few nuts are left.
This
is one of the oldest. Most widely played tricks
but still, in my humble opinion, one of the
best.
This
is a classic among practical jokes and only
manages to scrape its way onto this page due
to the fact someone decided to make the tin
which contains the snakes a tin that seemingly
contains nuts.
If the boffins at the practical joke factory
had decided to go with a tin of bakes beans
instead of the nuts, the joke would not have
made this page, plus it wouldn’t have
been half as good either.
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