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talks. Chocolate sings.
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Man
cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman
sure can.
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The
12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE
THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
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Nobody
knows the truffles I've seen!
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Chocolate
is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
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Will
work for chocolate.
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Other
things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate.
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Strength
is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into
four pieces with your bare hands - and then
eat just one of the pieces
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There
are four basic food groups: milk chocolate,
dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate
truffles.
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If
it ain't chocolate, it ain't breakfast!
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A
little too much chocolate is just about right.
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There’s
more to life than chocolate, but not right
now
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Nothing
chocolate.... nothing gained.
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There's
nothing better than a good friend, except
a good friend with CHOCOLATE
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It's
not that chocolates are a substitute for love.
Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate
is, let's face it, far more reliable than
a man.
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Nine
out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth
person always lies.
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Life
is like a box of chocolates - you never know
what you're going to get.
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Put
"eat chocolate" at the top of your
list of things to do today. That way, at least
you'll get one thing done.
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Simply
put... everyone has a price, mine is chocolate!
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Chocolate:
Here today .... Gone today!
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I
have this theory that chocolate slows down
the aging process.... It may not be true,
but do I dare take the chance?
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If
not for chocolate, there would be no need
for control top pantyhose. An entire garment
industry would be devastated.
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Forget
love -- I'd rather fall in chocolate!!!
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Among
life's mysteries is how a two pound box of
chocolate can make a woman gain five pounds.
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Stress
wouldn’t be so hard to take if it were
chocolate covered.
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What
you see before you, my friend, is the result
of a lifetime of chocolate.
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Eat
a square meal a day - a box of chocolate.
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Chocolate
causes certain endocrine glands to secrete
hormones that affect your feelings and behavior
by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts
depression, in turn reducing the stress of
depression. Your stress-free life helps you
maintain a youthful disposition, both physically
and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate.
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Seen
recently on a tee shirt ~ EMERGENCY ALERT:
If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless,
or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.
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In
the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate
chips.
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Chocolate
is cheaper than therapy and you don't need
an appointment.
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All
I really need is love, but a little chocolate
now and then doesn't hurt!
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Nuts
just take up space where chocolate ought to
be.
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Put
the chocolate in the bag and nobody gets hurt.
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When
the going gets tough, the tough eats chocolate.
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The
three best pleasures in life are scratching,
sneezing and eating chocolate.
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Exercise
is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I
wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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I
don't understand why so many "so called"
chocolate lovers complain about the calories
in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know
that it is a vegetable. It comes from the
cocoa bean, beans are veggies, 'nuff said.
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I
could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.
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