Chocolate Roulette
Eating chocolate is not something most of us usually associate with raw, buttock-clenching tension. A quick straw poll around Firebox HQ showed that the closest any of us has ever come to this pleasure-meets-pain-style sensation was when we shared a tube of Smarties whilst watching the final episode of 24.

The thing is, chomping on choccy has always been a relatively humdrum experience... Until now.

Because by combining one of life's great pleasures (chocolate) with one of death's best buddies (Russian Roulette), clever confectioners have come up with this fiendishly amusing gift box.

Seated in individual compartments, twelve chocolate bullets lay waiting to be bitten into. Although eleven of the sweet little slugs contain delicious praline centres, one conceals a seriously red hot chilli that's guaranteed to blow your head off - metaphorically, at least.

The great thing about encasing something so palate-peelingly hot in chocolate is that it takes a few seconds for the 'victim' to register that he or she has just bitten into the wrong bullet. So relief and delight are rapidly replaced by abject horror, an expression reminiscent of Kenneth Williams getting into a hot bath, a volley of garbled expletives and a manic sprint to the nearest tap!

As far as Russian Roulette-style games go, this is right up there with old chestnuts like the Beer Hunter - you know, when you shake up a couple of cans, mix them with a dozen untouched ones, and then jerk the ring pulls in close proximity to your head.

Available from: Firebox.com
Price: £4.99 (GBP)

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Chocolate-opoly
A decadently delicious property trading game for chocolate lovers!

Dark, milk, bittersweet, semi-sweet, in a shake, filled with caramel, covered in nuts, or as a warm, frothy brew - there's nothing the cocoa bean can't do.

In this game, players buy favorite chocolate properties, collect chunks of chocolate and trade them in for chocolate factories.

Sounds easy enough but pay your conching fees, suppress your cravings or get sent to Chocoholics Anonymous and it becomes a little more difficult...and a lot more fun!

So choose your token and roll the dice! Who knows? You may be chosen as a "Supertaster" or you may experience Death by Chocolate.

Here's a game for the true chocophile without the calories!

For 2-6 players, ages 8 to 80.
Box 20" x 10" x 1.5"

Available from: UnusualThings.biz
Price: $23.00 (USD)

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Strip Chocolate Board Game

Chcocoholics' Strip Chocolate is the ultimate game of sensual pleasure. Your clothes will come off. The chocolate will go on. Play by the rules and everybody wins. It's fun! It's sexy! It's very, very tasty!

Game includes:
1 full size game board, 2 paint brushes
2 (1.5oz.) Body Frostings - Wild Cherry and Chocolate
1 set of Strip Chocolate game cards,
1 die
2 player game pieces

Available from: Amazon.com
Price: $27.95 (USD)

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Strip Chocolate Checkers
This is a game of checkers you will never forget - intended to be played by two people who are looking to lose their clothes, and their inhibitions.

Strip Chocolate Checkers is played like regular checkers except that as your game pieces come off, so do your clothes.

The JUMP cards add additional spice to the game with titillating instructions for clothing removal, eating the delicious white and dark chocolate game pieces and additional "activities."

Available from: Amazon.com
Price: $21.95 (USD)

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Chocolate Lover's Dice Game
The rules of this Chocolate Lover's Dice Romantic Game are simple: roll the dice, Interpret the wish, then enjoy the chocolate – and each other!

The Chocolate Lovers’ Dice from Chocoholics Divine Desserts is an experience in Chocolate and sensuality.

Toss this Chocolate Lovers’ Dice Romantic Game into your suitcase on your next romantic weekend, or bring it out on a tray at dessert time.

Try it as a Valentines day surprise, an anniversary or for any romantic night.

Whatever the occasion, your experience with Chocolate Lovers’ Dice will be a memorable one.

This romantic game comes with a bottle of Chocoholics Body Frosting, five colored dice, "wish" interpretation cards and a soft paintbrush. Let the good times and the chocolate roll!

Available from: Future Memories
Price: $11.95 (USD)

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Truth, Dare, or Chocolate Board Game
Play the Truth, Dare, or Chocolate Board Game with someone special for a deliciously revealing look at their deepest secrets!

From the makers of the wildly popular Strip Chocolate comes this new romantic board game.

Chocoholics has given the age-old game of Spin the Bottle a new chocolate twist.

If you are hungry for dessert and some very romantic board game action, turn the lights on low, spread out a comforter by a cozy fire and get ready for some titillating fun.

You will earn points for telling Truths, taking Dares and tattooing your partner with delicious Chocoholics Body Frosting. Be the first to earn 20 points in this romantic board game and you get to present your partner with your Ultimate Dare!

Try it on Valentines day or your next anniversary for the perfect sexy gift. Chocoholics Truth, Dare or Chocolate Romantic Board Game will be the most memorable dessert experience you have ever had!

Available from: Future Memories
Price: $31.95 (USD)

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Chocoholics Body Talk Chocolate Tattoo Set

Adorn your body with a tantalizing chocolate tattoo. Comes with a jar of delicious Chocoholics Body Frosting, paint brush, and stencils to help you craft a provocative design. Say it with chocolate! Then eat your words!

Available from: Future Memories
Price: $14.95 (USD)

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Board Game

A magical board game based upon the all-time best-selling children's book, "Charlie & the Chocolate Factory," by Roald Dahl.

Children enter their fantasy world inside Willy Wonka's factory as they try to be the first to collect 6 different candies and reach the great glass elevator.

For 2 to 4 players. Manufacturer's recommended age 7 years and over.

Box Contents
Game board
Deck of candy cards
Oompa-loompa disks
Wonka cards
Tokens and dice

Available from: Amazon.co.uk
Price: $14.99 (GBP)

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Video Game
As Charlie Bucket, find a golden ticket and along with four other children, win a personal tour of Willy Wonka's factory guided by the notorious candy-maker himself.

Embark on a fantastic adventure exploring the many extraordinary environments of the factory, including some from the book that do not appear in the film.

Discover what happens after the other children, greed-driven and unrestrained, wreak havoc throughout the factory.

Then save the chocolate factory from their destruction by solving mystifying puzzles and using inventive candy powers.

By helping the Oompa-Loompas and restoring order to the factory, Charlie can earn the respect of Willy Wonka and win an unexpected prize...

Available on: PS2, Game Boy Advance, Gamecube, XBox & PC.

Available from: Amazon.co.uk
Price: n/a

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Chocolate Fountain
Invention is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation and 2% butterscotch ripple." Yes, we know that makes 105% but Willy Wonka said it so who are we to argue?

Speaking of the eccentric chocolatier, we wouldn't be at all surprised if he had a hand in the creation of the new and improved Cascade Bowl Chocolate Fountain, as it looks like something you might find in his enchanted factory.

The spectacular Cascade Bowl Chocolate Fountain really does flow with lashings of warm liquid chocolate.

Simply fill it up, turn it on and watch in wonder. Once you've recovered from the shock of seeing those mesmerising curtains of choccy you can get busy dipping your delicacies.

Strawberries are stupendous, fudge is fantabulous and marshmallows are magnificent (forgive the alliteration - we're feeling wonderfully Wonka-esque). But the truth is pretty much anything you can shove on a stick tastes amazing when it's covered in warm, gooey chocolate.

So how does the idiot-proof Cascade Bowl Chocolate Fountain work, then? We'd love to tell you that a team of Oompa Loompas has been crammed inside but we know you're not that gullible. Besides, we've looked. Basically the chocolate is heated in the basin and carried to the top of the fountain via a rotating internal shaft. This eliminates the usual blockages associated with pumps - something Mr Wonka could've done with when Augustus Gloop got greedy.

Better still the Cascade features an all-new superior flowing action for ultra-consistent curtains of choc. And thanks to its unique removable bowl/tier system you can chuck chocified components in the dishwasher.

This beautifully built structure is perfect for parties and sweet-toothed soirees. And you can imagine the commotion it causes when guests clap eyes on it - think Golden Ticket holders gawping at the Chocolate Room and you're halfway there.

The Cascade Bowl Chocolate Fountain is so extraordinary we wouldn't be surprised if it sold out faster than a heap of WonkaBars during a Golden Ticket promotion, so we suggest you get ordering now. Altogether now: "Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of..."

Available from: Firebox.com
Price: £29.95 (GBP)

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