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Chewing Gum Cigarettes
Product
Description:
Satisfy your oral fixation with these classic
Bubble Gum Cigarettes. Each pack contains
twelve sticks of bubble gum that are cleverly
disguised in a paper wrapping to look like
cigarettes. We're pretty sure that the Surgeon
General will have no problem with you chewing
a pack a day!
Candy
cigarettes have been available (and usually
banned too) for many years so this product
did not seem so ‘out there’ until
you consider the brand names such as ‘Machismo’
(cactus flavour), ‘Just Like Dad’
(strawberry flavour) and ‘Black Lung’
(lemon flavour).
Adults
Only!
Available
from: Perpetual
Kid
Price:
$1.79 (USD)
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Doo
Drops
 Product
Description:
Doo Drops is a delicious mound of chocolate,
shaped exactly like a, well you know!
Despite
it's appearance, it's actually made from delicious
Guittard chocolate - one of Europe's finest
chocolatiers. One bite, and you'll almost
forget you're eating a, well you know!
Each
package contains a generous 5.6 ounces of
chocolate. It comes tastefully packaged, too,
so it'll make a thoughtful gift. Imagine the
faces of you friends when they unwrap your
gift and see the, well you know! Staring back
at them.
They
won't know how to thank you!
Available
from: Stupid.com
Price: $9.99 (USD)
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Gummy
Lips
Product
Description:
Supermodels and aging Hollywood stars pay
good money to have their lips look as full
and sumptuous as these.
Each
package contains four luscious, cinnamon flavored
12 gram lips
Available
from: Archie
McPhee
Price: $7.50 (USD)
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CANDY
BRA or G-STRING
Adults Only - Sweet & Sexy
Product Description:
Delicious gift for your wife or girlfriend
(and you!) Our Candy Bra and G-stings are
made of hundreds of different flavored candy
beads. They will keep you nibbling until you
have eaten the last one!
One
size fits most.
Available
from: Perpetual
Kid
Price:
$8.95 (USD)
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Lick
Your Wounds Candy Scabs
 Product
Description:
The idea of watching someone pick at their
scab is weird.
The
thought of having to watch someone lick and
eat their scabs is totally disgusting.
Have
fun grossing people out licking your scabs
with this candy.
Its
shaped like a Band-Aid, and really sticks
to your arm.
So
get close and comfortable to the kid you want
to gross out, peel back the Band-Aid and start
licking your scab! And have fun watching their
faces turn away in disgust.
Available
from: Candy
Warehouse
Price: $1.65 (USD)
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Chocolate
Covered Sorpion
 Product
Description:
If you're looking for chocolate with a sting
then try these scorpions coated in dark chocolate.
Farm raised scorpions bred especially.
You
only get one per pack but you probably don't
want to eat that many anyway.
Available
from: Lazybone
UK
Price: £3.99 (GBP)
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Chocolate
Covered Giant Ants
 Product
Description:
You may have seen those titchy, tasteless
ants elsewhere, well these are giant edible
ones and they're covered in lots of chocolate.
Specially
bred ants covered in a nice layer of chocolate.
Smooth
but crunchy.
Available
from: Lazybone
UK
Price: £4.49 (GBP)
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Scorpion
Pops
Product
Description:
This candy is BEYOND gross... It is as disgusting
as candy can be while still being edible.
You've
probably guessed that Scorpion Pops are confections
that contain a REAL SCORPIONS! That's right....
encased in each tasty lollipop is a crunchy
whole scorpion for you to suck on.
Naturally,
each Scorpion Pop is unique -- Some have big
chunky scorpions while others contain slender
specimens.
They
come in assorted fruit flavors, though we
suppose the scorpion-center tastes pretty
much the same in all of them.Though
it is hard to describe, we CAN tell you that
it DOESN'T taste like chicken.
Available
from: Stupid.com
Price: $3.99 (USD)
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Scorpion
Toffee
 Product
Description:
Specially bred edible scorpions in toffee
candy.
Not
for the squeamish.
Not
Suitable for vegetarians.
Suitable
only for those with a sense of adventure and
a sense of humour.
Available
from: Lazybone
UK
Price: £4.49 (GBP)
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Cockroach
Bites
 Product
Description:
Bugs are probably the last thing on this entire
earth that you want your kids picking up and
eating.
The
Cockroach Bites look just like real cockroaches,
so this candy can truly creep you out.
We
found that the crunchy outer layer to this
candy is the most disturbing, because it makes
you feel like you're actually eating a big
crunchy bug.
How
gross is that?
The
only thing missing is this little treat scuttling
across flat surfaces and hiding in the dark
corners of your home. Yuck!
Available
from: Candy
Warehouse
Price: $2.45 (USD)
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Pearl
Lolly
 Product
Description:
Made from, raw cane sugar, wild Madagascan
vanilla essence, and ground natural pearls.
Pearl
is said to be an aphrodisiac so why not spice
up your love live or give it to someone as
a subtle hint. (warning do not try these if
you have a shellfish allergy)
Available
from: Lazybone
UK
Price: £1.99 (GBP)
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Shakespearean
Insult Gum
Product
Description:
Each set includes seven 1" tall boxes
that look like miniature Shakespeare volumes.
Inside
each box you'll find two fruit flavored gum
balls and an eloquent Shakespearean insult
printed on the inside.
Sure
to offend the intellectuals and confuse the
dimwitted!
Available
from: Archie
McPhee
Price: $4.95 (USD)
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Dripping
Boogers Candy
 Product
Description:
Have you ever "stood on the side of bridge,
leaned your head over, let a wad of drool
slowly emerge from your mouth, and then suck
it back up into your mouth" again?
Well,
with this candy, you just strap on the plastic
nose and the liquid candy drips out of the
nostrils onto your tongue.
Really
gross but a lot of fun.
Plus,
because it is so gross the kids squeal with
delight whenver a snot drops - fun for all
the family!
Available
from: Candy
Warehouse
Price: $2.45 (USD)
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Ear
Wax Candy
 Product
Description:
To continue on with the theme of disgucting
bodily products...
...Ear
Wax Candy!!!
Delicious
candy fruity paste oozes from the ear holes
of this disgusting dispenser.... just like
real ear wax! It comes with a custom q-tip
type stick to eat it with. Come on, go pick
it out and put it in your mouth.
Available
from: Candy
Warehouse
Price: $2.45 (USD)
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Scorpion
Lolly, Vodkalix
 Product
Description:
Vodka flavoured but contains edible scorpion
but no alcohol.
Not
for the squeamish.
Not
Suitable for vegetarians.
Suitable
only for those with a sense of adventure and
a sense of humour.
Available
from: Lazybone
UK
Price: £3.79 (GBP)
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Tequila
Lolly, Tequilalix
 Product
Description:
Like the real thing, there's an edible worm
in it.
Not
for the squeamish.
Not
Suitable for vegetarians.
Suitable
only for those with a sense of adventure and
a sense of humour.
Available
from: Lazybone
UK
Price: £2.99 (GBP)
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Ant
Lolly, Antlix
 Product
Description:
Peppermint lolly with added edible ants.
Not
for the squeamish.
Not
Suitable for vegetarians.
Suitable
only for those with a sense of adventure and
a sense of humour.
Available
from: Lazybone
UK
Price: £1.99 (GBP)
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Candy
From Strangers
Product
Description:
Your
mom said it's 'Okay' to have these in Sour
Lemon, Sour Apple and Peppermint flavour.Not
the most politically correct product but quite
fun.
As
you would expect coming from the Perpetual
Kid company, these novelty candies are produced
stricty with adults in mind.
Available
from: Perpetual
Kid
Price: $2.75 (USD)
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Pet
Rat Candy
Product
Description:
Want a life-sized hunk of tasty gummi rodent.
Each
Pet Rat weighs three full ounces and measures
about 11 inches long from tail to snout.
It
even comes with Pet Rat Candy care instructions
so your disgusting candy can be happy.
Available
from: Stupid.com
Price: $1.99 (USD)
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Gummy
Rubber Chicken
Product
Description:
We've taken the side-splitting hilarity of
the rubber chicken and merged it with the
mouth-watering deliciousness of gummy candy
to create a product that is both entertaining
and appetizing!
Each
4-3/4" long, 40 gram chicken has a tart
lemon flavor.
Available
from: Archie
McPhee
Price: $4.95 (USD)
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Cat
Butt Candy
The authority on cat butts
Product
Description:
You don't have to be an expert on Cat Butts
to sound like one. This box of yummy All Natural
Raspberry Tarts has a handy Cat Butt Glossary
on the back of the box.
Available
from: Perpetual
Kid
Price: $2.75 (USD)
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Bertie
Bott's Every Flavor Beans
Product
Description:
Vomit Anyone?
How'd
you like a jelly bean that tastes like sardines?
How about grass? Or ear wax? Or DIRT?
When
you reach into a box of Bertie Bott's Every
Flavor Beans, there's no telling what flavor
you'll get.
Yes,
right out of the Harry Potter series, it's
BERTIE
BOTT'S EVERY FLAVOR BEANS.
 It's
a box containing 20 different flavors of jelly
beans. Some of the beans are delicious, with
flavors such as Toasted Marshmallow, Blueberry,
and Grape Jelly. Other flavors, though, are
on the questionable side, such as Black Pepper
and Spinach. And some flavors are downright
revolting -- Booger and Vomit for example.
Check
out this chart to see all the flavors...
If
you're a coward, you can check the flavor
of each bean before you eat it. But it's more
fun to close your eyes and take what you can
get.
They're
made by Jelly Belly, so the quality is terrific,
even if the flavors are not. Each box contains
1.75 oz of candy.
Good
luck!
Available
from: Stupid.com
Price: $2.19 (USD)
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Anatomical
Gummy Heart
Product
Description:
Ponder the moral implications of cannibalism
as you chomp on this thick and chewy gummy
heart.
Each
4" tall, 90 gram hunk of gummy candy
is realistically detailed to look just like
the vital organ that is beating in your chest
right now!
Available
from: Archie
McPhee
Price: $4.95 (USD)
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Last
Supper After Dinner Mints
Product
Description:
Are the flavors of your last supper lingering
too long? Freshen your palate with the miraculous
breath-cleansing power of these Last Supper
After Dinner Mints.
Each
collectible 3" x 1.5" tin contains
one hundred mints.
Available
from: Perpetual
Kid
Price: $2.79 (USD)
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Next
to Last Supper Gum
Product
Description:
Savor the Savior's favorite. 8 yummy pieces
of peppermint gum - it's the King of the Chews!
Available
from: Perpetual
Kid
Price: $1.25 (USD)
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Sour
Candy Flush
Product
Description:
We deeply admire the company that makes Sour
Flush Candy.
It
takes guts to market candy inside a plastic
toilet bowl. But they took it a step further...
a HUNDRED steps further... They added EDIBLE
PLUNGERS.
When
you open the lid of the toilet, you find powdered
sour candy. (What did you expect to find?)
"So
how do I eat the powder?" you ask. You
lick the plunger, and then dip it into the
toilet. Then you remove the plunger and lick
off the sour toilet powder that stuck to your
plunger.
Now
doesn't that sound delicious?
It's
like the inventors sat around the table trying
to think up the most disgusting thing a human
can do. "Hey, nobody would ever stick
a plunger in a toilet and then lick it off!
Let's make THAT into a candy!"
Each
package of Sour Flush Candy comes with one
toilet bowl filled with powder and two edible
plungers.
Available
from: Stupid.com
Price: $2.50 (USD)
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Hebrew
Bazooka Joe
Product
Description:
These pieces of Bazooka Joe bubble gum are
almost exactly like the ones you remember.
The
shape is the same (1" x 1-1/4"),
and the fruity flavor is as sweet as ever,
but there is one difference: both the outer
wrapper and the Bazooka Joe comics inside
are in Hebrew.
You
get 100 pieces in a colorful display box.
Available
from: Archie
McPhee
Price: $13.95 (USD)
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Tasty
Tuna Tidbits
 Product
Description:
There are a lot of off-putting things about
this candy:
the
name,
the
ingredients,
the
smell
and
the flavor.
A
heady mix of tuna, sugar and soy sauce, means
opening the bag of Tasty Tuna Tidbits releases
an odor that has been described as "cat
breath" and "like when my goldfish
died when I was on vacation."
This
is not a candy for the faint of heart! Are
you brave enough to enjoy them?
Are
you cruel enough to share them with others?
Available
from: Archie
McPhee
Price: $6.95 (USD)
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Chocka-ca-ca!
 Product
Description:
It's cute... It's repulsive... It's...
CHOCKA CA-CA!
If
you haven't figured it out yet, Chocka Ca-Ca
is a
REAL BABY DIAPER with a piece of chocolate
fudge inside.
(The fudge is shaped like a... uh... well,
just look at the photo.)
The
Chocka Ca-Ca comes packaged in a handsome
giftbox. And you can get it in Pink (for baby
girls), Blue (for baby boys), or Yellow (for
baby no-one-knows-yet).
So,
if you're going to a baby shower, or know
someone who's expecting, buy 'em a Chocka
Ca-Ca (or two if its twins).
Available
from: Stupid.com
Price: $4.99 (USD)
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Bite
the Bullet Mints
Product
Description:
Keep a tin of these Bite the Bullet Mints
in your holster and you?ll have the freshest
breath in the West!
Each
1-1/2" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin
contains about forty-five bullet-shaped mints.
Available
from: Perpetual
Kid
Price: $1.89 (USD)
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Human
Dogfood
 Product
Description:
Dogs have all the fun... They sit around all
day.
They
get us to pick up their poop. And they enjoy
all that tasty dog food. Oh, yum!
Well,
now we can get in on the fun with
Kooky Chew Human Dog Food
Kooky
Chew comes in its very own little dog bowl.
Inside is 2 1/2 ounces of crunchy cookie kibbles
and bits, just like Rover eats. As a bonus,
you also get a candy bone.
Put
your Kooky Chew next to Rover's dish and the
two of you can chow down together. And who
knows? Before long, you may be chasing cars
and drinking out of the toilet!
Available
from: Stupid.com
Price: $2.49 (USD)
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Gummy
T-Bone Steak
 Product
Description:
Glucose gourmets will soon discover that this
premium cut of gummy steak pairs fabulously
with a glass of chilled Hawaiian Punch!
Each
delicious slab of strawberry flavored gummy
meat is 4-3/4" x 3-1/2" and weighs
an impressive 85 grams!
Bon
appetit!
Presented
in a plastic display tray with UPC sticker.
Available
from: Perpetual
Kid
Price: $3.99 (USD)
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Uncle
Oinker's Gummy Bacon
 Product
Description:
These succulent strips of Gummy Bacon are
so realistic you'll want to fry some up and
serve them with an egg and a side of hash
browns.
But
please don't.
Gummy
Bacon should only be savored raw.
Each
box contains four slices of strawberry flavored
gummy meat sealed in a plastic bag.
Available
from: Perpetual
Kid
Price: $3.79 (USD)
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Uncle
Oinker's Bacon Mints
Product
Description:
Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious
slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of
mint flavor to give it that extra punch!
It
may sound weird but once you taste it, you'll
see that mint and bacon is a match made in
China.
Each
2-1/4" x 2" x 1/2" tin contains
one hundred mints.
Available
from: Archie
McPhee
Price: $3.79 (USD)
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Wurms
& Dirt
 Product
Description:
This is one of our weirdest candies and you
can see there are some weird ones out there!
It
looks like a tub of dirt with worms crawling
through it.
Actually,
the dirt is crushed chocolate cookies and
the worms are gummi worms.
So
even though it looks nauseating, it tastes
great!
This
is an excellent candy for people who don't
like to share.
No
one will ever say, "Hey that looks good.
Can I have some?"
Available
from: Stupid.com
Price: $0.99 (USD)
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Death
Mints
Product
Description:
These Death Mints are the preferred breath
mints of corpses, vampires and zombies.
Each
collectible, 3" x 1.5", coffin-shaped
tin contains one hundred potent mints that
will leave you with fresh breath to die for!
Available
from: Perpetual
Kid
Price: $1.89 (USD)
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Chew-by-Numbers
 Product
Description:
Make Your Own GumArt. Art has never tasted
this good!
Now you can free your inner artist and have
fun blowing bubbles at the same time!
Don't
worry about having to master a paintbrush
or expensive charcoal pencils. All you need
is your mouth, Chew-By-Numbers and some free
time.
Sick
of getting yelled at for leaving your waded
up chewed gum on the bottom of the conference
room table?
Instead, just spread your used gum onto the
Chew-By-Numbers art board.
Throw
your conference call on mute and get to work
on your very own masterpiece.
This
is also a great gift for you mom… but
mom would surely enjoy receiving a finished
product from you… order today and start
chewing!
Kit
Contains:
- GumArt
board with printed design (5” x 7”)
- Gum
- Gum
Reference Guide
- Gum
chewing and spreading instructions
Available
in various designs.
Available
from: Perpetual
Kid
Price: $12.95 (USD)
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Toxic
Waste
 Product
Description:
This candy is literally toxic!
If
you're up for adding more sourness to your
life, let me introduce you to Toxic Waste.
Toxic
Waste is designed to be the biggest sour sensation
you've EVER experienced!
The
candy inside the Toxic container is actually
a hard sweet with three layers: the outer
layer is sour, the middle layer is sweet,
and the third layer is extremely sour (just
when you thought you were done with the sour
part)!
The
company claims it's the only double-action
sour flavor on the planet. If you like sour,
this is THE choice in candy for you. So, go
ahead and try Toxic Waste!
Available
from: Candy
Warehouse
Price: $1.65 (USD)
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